Welcome to America where everyone is equal except everyone
sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star
don’t offer me the rest of your fries or I might fall in love with you
when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors
i am girl and can in fact confirm this fact
if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules
As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.
You are a mermaid, sir